29.11.09

morally lost

I go through phases where I am just completely
restless with what I am.
I recently dyed my hair dark to perhaps fill
the void in my subconscious self-confidence.
And well yep, didn't quite fill it.

Here are a few things that I would like
in hopes of lifting my spirits,
as I've recently diagnosed myself with
Seasonal Affective Disorder:

1) Join a Glee club

2) Legally change my name to Cocoa

3) Buy a real princess crown

4) Get the words "Nice Can" tattooed
on my bum like Landy

5) Maybe contemplate eating one of the
meatballs in the fridge

6) Squeeze out a whole tube of toothpaste
for no reason except for the satisfaction

7) Hang a sign on my front door that says
WELCOME TO MY HAUS

8) Put a full glass of water in my mouth
and then let it just run down my face while I'm
watching 30 Rock

9) Learn how to hula hoop and dance at the same time,
then learn how to hula hoop
while I am
trying to find baby's heart with a doptone,
and I'll make sure to hula at the rate of the heart beat.
Which is FAST, so I'll have to get really GOOD!

10) Help Partie and Pachoulli put on
the greatest party of all time this Friday December 4th
at 290 Mcdermot, and try to hype the importance
of getting tix soon cause the venue is super squish.

3 comments:

chelsea m. said...

just do it all freay. all tonight. cept for cinqo u canninball

Chip said...

i like the Haus one most

cocoa fan said...

put a full glass of water in my mouth and then let it just run down my face while I'm watching 30 Rock--tooo much goodness all at once!