20.10.09

MEMO:

to all boys.

I know this may be rude and perhaps a tad far fetched, but tonight via the telephone, Nicole and I have come up with a rather large revelation.

We have together decided and have come to a conclusion that from this day forward...

WE WILL NOT EVER DATE OR HAVE OUR EYES LAND UPON A BOY WHO WEARS PLAID BUTTON-UP LONG SLEEVES AND BLACK SCRUFFY TOQUES, NOR WILL WE ALLOW FOR UN-EMPLOYED MUSICIANS/STREET KIDS/ OR WANNABEE ARTISTS OF ANY KIND.


Harsh? Absolutely, but its so insanely overdone. Copying and mimicking is NO LONGER the sincerest form of flattery. GET A NEW IMAGE. Get an education, then an exciting, brain-tingling job and go shop at Club Monaco or the Bay or something.


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9 comments:

freya said...

does this mean i can't mimic gaga? cause if so i'm not following your rule. and also, i agree with this post, but i will still be willing to make out with a wannabee artist or street kid. then give him a fake number.

nicole said...

yes. makeout.... fine, if you must. but as far as letting your eyes zone in on the dufus wearing the plaid shirt and falling in love with him without even knowing that he has no life and making excuses for the rest of his ugly face... stop it!! (directed towards all)

Andrew said...

I THINK I might be okay on this one

chelsea m. said...

chip u are so out of this one. thanks the good mahmood

suz q said...

especially to boys in winnipeg... seeing you AGAIN in a different colored plaid shirt cause you wore your OTHER colored plaid shirt las weekend, is like fashions equivalent to chinese water torture. So damn painful to endure.

henry chinaski said...

haha
im suddenly glad that im not a fashionable dude. i dont like button up shirts anyways. i feel claustrophobic in them.

freyshiz said...

full of lies marinelli

chelsea m. said...

freyshiz u dick wad

Jesse said...

so you hate the hosers! cool