4.1.11

i am so confused...

Winnipeg is divided up into some serious groups of of lately.

You've got your bar stars


Your little emo friends

Your hipsters

The rich girls



The cool grungy kids



The weird plain happy kids


The skaters



And the latest.... the ultra sicko, disgusto, grime bags that might look something like this....



...who either do tonnes of drugs or who have tried tonnes of drugs but just stick to the ever-so-readily available kinds like coke, extacy, and weed weed weed. Who have lots of bruises, who only drink lucky lagers, who have greasy hair or b-o, who smoke two packs of ciggys a day, who have a lot of dirt under their fingernails, who may or may not have a missing fingernail. They don't like to have sheets on their beds, they don't like to eat breakfast, or any other meal for that matter, they have yellow/brown teeth, their consumption of water per day is minus 4 glasses, which of course leads to bad skin and overall terrible hygiene. I am so nervous as to what this world is coming to. Maybe this whole apocalyspe bird/fish flu/everybody is gonna die in 2012 is really a blessing in disquise.

Over and Out. Love to all! Happy New Year!! xoxoxoxoxo


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

chelsea you are just mad because you aren't cool enough to even hang with the living dead. maybe try the rich girls....oops that already fell the fuck through!

chels said...

hehee yah i knowww

chelseasmanager said...

she is part of her own living dead group which includes only herself, she is very poor as she is a striving comedian. and she also falls into the greasy hair look once in a while! hey, we all human

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rL said...

fuk yeah

Chip said...

who r u talking about plz

Anonymous said...

Yah like honestly what ever happened to "being a lady" or the term "lady-like". Why do girls dress so gross and think it is cool to have bed bugs and abortions?

freya said...

I HATE BLOG POSTS LIKE THIS EVERYONE BE NICE.

Anonymous said...

chelsea only parties from 12:45 to 2:10 when some
boring bar party is going on and someone is taking
second rate party photos. at least bed bugs and abortions are real!

Allie said...

WHAAAT!! i love blog posts like this. good one cheeeems

Anonymous said...

bed bugs and abortions are gangsttttttttttt