BANG

I went to the Phoenix last night to see Die Antwoord.
Rye Rye was opening.
Okay so this girl is two million times cooler
than anybody I've ever known or even
heard of.

I haven't slept yet
because I've been googling
and youtubing stuff like
"How to Dance Like Rye Rye"
"How to be just like Rye Rye"
"What does Rye Rye eat for breakfast?"
"Does Rye Rye ever have a crummy day?"
"Does Rye Rye need any new friends?"
"How to Dance Like Rye Rye"