23.3.10

ur so amazing.

Sorry about the last post. NOT
I was going to make a hit list tonight, you know, as in a list of victims to be eliminated (as by murder).
It was going to start off with Taylor Swift, then Rene Zellwigger, followed by a few Winnipegers, my school director, and ending with Justin Bieber. But then I thought to myself, I don't even know who Justin is, what he does, what his schtick is...and so on and so forth. So I goooooogled him, boobtubed him, wikipeedinmypantsed him, and doggonit, fell in deep dark love with him. He is sexy, I could listen to his voice for hours and I wish I could go on a date with him and stare into his eyes for a really long time with out talking.
And then when we started talking, I would say things like
" Are you an interior decorator bc when I saw you the room became beautiful." or
" Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?" and
" Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."

I have always had a soft spot for 16 year olds. Sue me.

4 comments:

Chip said...

any lady who thinks he is attractive is a lesbian

sorry to say

Kevin said...

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Tjejsajten said...

one time bieber was at a moose game in winnipeg and lana and i saw him. yeah we go to moose games.

chelsea m. said...

f u chip and mckoub, luv to u t.jetsons