Mucho De Niro

I really wish that I was alive in the 70s... as a matter of fact, I'm kind of glad I wasn't because I would have been embarassingly in L.O.V.E. with Mr. Roberto De Niroooooooooooooooooooooo. He was so sexy and it is unfair that I didn't get to partake in his sexiness. Although I love and admire his roles in films such as Analyze That/This and Meet the Parents... I would way rather go back in time... stalk him... make him fall in love with me, and then preserve is body like Walt Disney and save it for later. MUWAH!