Hold the fkkn fone

No one could ever possibly make me feel bad for thinking
that Lady Gaga is the coolest person on the planet.
I wish she would give me the opportunity to have a funny
and weird friendship with her. I'd play it totally cool in regards
to her fame, and we'd wear Alexander McQueen's creepy stilts to
Ralphs for Cod Liver Oil pills cause we'd be super in to being healty.

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