Absolute Heartbreak

I came home from work tonight and checked my Twitter.
Seeing as how my attraction to Diplo went from a 3-100
after being in Paris, this completely and utterly
ruined my entire night.

If my parents try and contact anyone tomorrow,
please let them know that I threw my heart in
the recycle bin and my body is in my playhouse.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He probably made out with LiLo.