The Biggest Babe in the World

As I've been staring away at my computer screen
and typing aimlessly in hopes of finishing
a mid-term exemplar,
I have fallen in love with my new favorite

I have also come to the scrict
realization that Alison Mosshart
is hands down the most dope assed chick
in the history of babe.
I'm so into wanting to be this girl,
I am about to ask my mom to dye my hair black
and go and put some bullet holes in my dope assed leather jacket,
and cut the palms of my hands
so I can have bloody hands just like her.

If The Dead Weather are not playing at Coachella,
I will lie starfished in the middle of the Polo Fields
in protest.

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