The Biggest Babe in the World

As I've been staring away at my computer screen

and typing aimlessly in hopes of finishing

a mid-term exemplar,

I have fallen in love with my new favorite

band The Dead Weather.

I have also come to the scrict

realization that Alison Mosshart

is hands down the most dope assed chick

in the history of babe.

I'm so into wanting to be this girl,

I am about to ask my mom to dye my hair black

and go and put some bullet holes in my dope assed leather jacket,

and cut the palms of my hands

so I can have bloody hands just like her.

If The Dead Weather are not playing at Coachella,

I will lie starfished in the middle of the Polo Fields

in protest.