whoa...

If I was born Georgia May Jagger,

I'd stitch a permanent sash into my skin

allowing the world to know I was

the Coolest of the Universe.

I would also put my phone on silent,

sit in front of the mirror all

day and stare at myself cause I'd be so

mesmerized by face.

Then I would ask Caleb Followill on

a date and he'd say yes because I would

be the Coolest of the Universe and

we'd get a time share in heaven.