weddings schmeddings.

IF I ever get married, I will be this cool and my bridesmaids will look like this. But that might never happen because I hate weddings. Women that become bridezilla's who spend over 5 thousand bucks on the FKKN day are the worst thing next to mouldy sewer smelling bread with maggots crawling throughout them.
Sorry, but that is how I feel.
To make me happier this evening, I decided to look up all the new and THRILLING gossip on the filming of SATC 2. I cannot friiiiigggggiiiin wait for it to come out.
Did you know that one of my secret identities is that i actually think I am Carrie. I am not kidding nor do I wish I was. I love her and I dressed up like her tonight and made prank phone calls for 2 hours asking for Big or if my Christian Louboutin's were found. I also forced my sister to call me Miss. Bradshaw. I even wrote a column whilst sipping on a cosmo. I then painted my room blueish, re-arranged all my furniture and built a small yet classy walk-in closet that leads into my powder room. I also made a special trip to the next door neighbour who is a surgeon and I got him to permanently place a small mole on my chin.

It's rough trying to pull off this maid of honor thingy.