P U

Almost graduating with your BN has it's ups and downs,

sights and sounds. 

I've walked in on fellow's having  intimate encounters

with their right hand, baby powdered old woman's

saggy boobies, stuck my fingers in creepy holes,

have used tree cutters to trim toenails

and have seen babies come out of very tiny

places.

My biggest fear is:

THE STOMA

To me- this is my gag reflex.

Don't get me wrong... having any sort of ostomy

is horrible and I respect all of these patients

for adapting their lifestyles so drastically.

However...

when I find out I have to be dealing with

a very odorous stoma, I look sort of

like this:

Squeezing poo out of the collection bag is

directly out of one of my worst nightmares.

Have a good night.<-