ring ding dong ringa ding ding ding dong

I'm in Amsterdam.
I rented a bike that has a huge
thing on the front that says
RENTABIKE. I feel very uncool.
I'm living in the ghetto like 45 min bike
ride from Amsterdam. If I need some
smack I just gotta knock on the cardboard wall.

I also don't feel quite so idiotic in my wardrobe here.
I met a really cool dude from San Diego.
He needs friends, just like me, so now we are best friends.

I must go now and try to remember where I put my RENTABIKE
and pull out my map to try and figure out where the hell I am.

So see ya.