He's just not that into you- the movie

Well as you can tell, my Euro vacation has slightly gone array. 

The boy I have so willingly been dating for the last two years 

from over yonder has given me the boot. The boot as in the 

"uhh I dunno man, I just feel like I'm not that into you anymore"

Cool... Well call me Scarlette fucking Johansson.

This dude is from Europe. This is why I worked all summer and

didn't spend a lousy penny to get out here.   

I am still in this boys bedroom, on his computer, in this small

town called Knokke in Belgium... being the most akward spider lizard fake

faced loser. However, my fun is just about to begin. 

Cause when boys suck dick and blow it so hard, you call your girlfriends.

It's even better when the girlfriends have already made you a bed

and will be living just outside of Amsterdam for the next month. 

I will probably try smoking weed. Sorry mom, midlife crisis. 

Love one of the greatest catches in central Canada who feels like she's in a shitty comedic satire,

miss lonely hearts...

or rather...

holy fuck i'm single in europe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!