24.7.09

SCUMBAG, GET PRETTY!

Why does Avril Laveen or whatever suck so bad? She has not changed her appearance in 30 years. She still wears the same shitty emo shit colors and the streaks in her dumb flaky hair and the lightning bolt patterns on her hoodies and her weird sticking out tongue look and her ugly mucky eyeliner. How did she ever get Derek Whitby to marry her? AND HER MUSIC IS SIMILAR TO A PUKE BAG.



Here she is in 1994, very black and pink and gayyllammmeeee.



And here she is on July 20, 2009, just a mere few days ago, looking like a full on trash bucket. What a tool belt!

3 comments:

freya said...

member when we drove by her husband leaving the t-mobile party and left him stranded in the desert. if he wasn't married to avril he coula sat on my lap.

chelsea m. said...

oh yah, that day.

nicole said...

TOOLBELT!! BAHAHAHAHA