My Friend Kevin

So my friend Kevin moved to Vancouver from Winnipeg a while back... 

"Furries" have all flocked to the west coast, so he packed up

and made a new home to fulfill his desires.  

Having a weird attraction to zebra's,  on the 2nd of July Kevin got in a little trouble.

 

JULY 2--A Colorado woman allegedly had a sexual relationship with a teenage boy with whom she was part of "a social group known as 'Furries' who dress up like animals," police charge. Richael Michels, 45, began the illicit relationship with the boy after her daughter broke up with him earlier this year, according to the below arrest warrant affidavit. Michels's husband told investigators that his wife got the teenager involved in the "furrie lifestyle." 

This is Kevin's alleged partner in Vancouver.

I mean... Kevin has really gone above and beyond in regards to 

fulfilling his sexual ...whatevers. His zebra costume is above and beyond.

He just sent me this video of him in his basement with a self timing 

video recorder. Needless to say, I'm impressed.

 

Kevin, as one who embraces individuality, I hope that

this scandal blows over, and that you can neigh and ninny

with whomever you please.