tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712117869070420988.post2661179430161020794..comments2023-10-16T06:22:39.201-07:00Comments on partie and pachoulli: ...freyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14220540834438207878noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712117869070420988.post-77406200013564235772010-02-10T21:17:04.968-08:002010-02-10T21:17:04.968-08:00Peg: So, I strained my neck…
Target Lady: How’d ...Peg: So, I strained my neck… <br /><br />Target Lady: How’d you do that, Girlfriend? <br /><br />Peg: I was pushin’ a wash machine up a hill when my fashion sandal got caught on a decorative yard prick, is that just not classic Peg? <br /><br />Target Lady: Classic Peg! <br /><br />Peg: So then I tripped and tried to brace myself on the washer lid but I ended up breaking it off and fallin inside! I rolled all the way down the hill inside of it. I mean I was holdin’ on to the cup that holds the softener and my legs were clinched around the agitator pole, can you believe it? Is that not just classic Peg? <br /><br />Target Lady: So Classic! <br /><br />Peg: So the next thing I know, I’m peerin’ my head out of the machine, it’s eight in the morning and I’m behind the Dunky Donuts by the private airport. Claaaaaasic Peg!freyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14220540834438207878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712117869070420988.post-6875302050050146442010-02-10T20:47:51.953-08:002010-02-10T20:47:51.953-08:00You are never gonna believe what just happened to ...You are never gonna believe what just happened to me, girl. I was checkin my mascara in one of the fish tanks when all of a sudden I felt this tiny pinch on the edge of my panty band. I looked around, pushed my slacks down to my ankles and saw somethin’ crawlin’ on me. It was a Black Widow Spider!<br /><br />So I flicked it on the ground and get this, it was a half-flattened licorice jelly bean. So there I was, laughin’ with my comfort slacks around my ankles at the fish tanks at Target! <br />Classic Peg! <br />Then guess who runs into me? My Preacher from church! And guess what he said? <br /><br />There's a turrgit in hervean!?Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13859884161461214695noreply@blogger.com